FROM THE U2 SONG “IN GOD’S COUNTRY:”
WHO ARE THE SONS OF CAIN? AND WHY DOES U2 AND BONO SELF-IDENTIFY AS SONS OF CAIN IN A SONG ABOUT GOD’S COUNTRY? LET THE BIBLE ANSWER THAT QUESTION:
“For this is the message that you heard from the beginning, that we should love one
another. Not as Cain, who was of the wicked one, and slew his brother. And why
did he slay him? Because his own works were evil, and his brother’s righteous.”
(I John 3:11-12)
What is the Church saying here? Perhaps we, along with the rest of the world, have been deceived by the outward sympathetic manifestaion of the Irish lothario? And shame on us if we have foolishly elevated to Saintly status in the Chapel of Chris, a brutish Son of Satan? The True Widow called this one right when she pleaded with The Church that Saint Bono was not be trusted after he came to the aid of the Vicious Vagina, Courtney (Hole) Love. If Saint Bono is found by a Church inquisition to be a serpentine bloodliner, then a Conclave must immediately be called to order and rectification be made to our impertinent and self-inflicted abomination to the good name of Chris Martin & Coldplay!
We ask for an ecumenical understanding to come upon the Cloister of Yellow so that the brethren & sistren may spiritually discern the truth about the Celtic Ale Gobbler, Bono. In this we ask, amen.