AFTER ATTENDING U2 JOSHUA TREE CONCERT, A TRUCE IS CALLED IN THE BIGGEST BAND DEBATE!

 

IN THE UNCEASING BATTLE THAT IS ETERNALLY FOUGHT BETWEEN U2 AND COLDPLAY, AS TO WHICH BAND IS THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD, A DETENTE HAS BEEN CALLED.

THIS HOLY CONCLUSION HAS BEEN REACHED DUE TO THE RECENT SENSITIVE NATURE IN WHICH U2 ENROACHED UPON THE SAN DIEGO STADIUM STAGE, WHICH COLDPLAY  SHALL ASCEND SHORTLY.

 

THE IRISH ALE-GUZZLERS AUDACIOUSLY CAME TO TOWN AS AN AFTER THOUGHT  WHEN THEY ADDED MORE DATES TO THEIR JOSHUA TREE TOUR. THIS WRITER WAS CONCERNED THAT U2 WAS PLOTTING SOMETHING DASTARDLY BY THIS SLY SCHEDULING 3 WEEKS BEFORE OUR BRIT BOYS HIT THE TOWN

SUCH WAS NOT TO BE THE CASE. U2 PUT ON AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE. IT WAS NOT OVERTLY PREACHY BUT NUANCED AND POWERFUL. AT NO TIME DURING THE SHOW, DID BONO OR HIS TAX-DODGING BAND SAY ONE BAD WORD ABOUT CHRIS MARTIN OR COLDPLAY.

U2 WAS ON IT’S BEST BEHAVIOR & THIS WRITER WAS WATCHING CAREFULLY. THEREFORE, LET US REJOICE THAT THESE TWO BANDS CAN NOW SHARE THE TITLE EQUALLY OF “BIGGEST BANDS IN THE WORLD.”

U2’S MAJESTIC PRESENCE & ICONIC STATUS, AS WELL AS THEIR ABILITY TO SELL OUT STADIUMS WORLDWIDE IS IMPRESSIVE. THE U2 MUSICAL CATALOG IS A HEAVENLY ARRAY OF POWERFUL TUNES. THE BAND, & PARTICULARLY BONO, ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR PASSIONATE POLITICAL ACTIVISM.

 

PROBLEMS AROSE BETWEEN THIS SITE & THE BAND WHEN BONO CALLED OUR CHRIS A “WANKER,” BACK IN THE DAYS OF VIVA LA VIDA. BONO ALSO, IN A CASE OF EXTREME BAD JUDGEMENT, OFFERED TO WRITE A NYC LANDLORD A LETTER OF REFERRAL FOR EVIL WITCH COURTNEY ” BLACK HOLE” LOVE. BONO WAS REGRETFULLY AMISS TO SHILL FOR THE MURDERER OF SAINT COBAIN–A FACT THE TRUE WIDOW HAS STILL NOT FORGOTTEN.

BUT WE MUST MOVE FORWARD WITH A PURE HEART THAT HONORS THE GOLDEN HEART OF COLDPLAY. WHILST THE IRISH LOTHARIOS CAN CLAIM WORLD BAND DOMINION STILL WITH THE POWER & GLORY OF THEIR MUSIC; COLDPLAY POSSESSES DIFFERENT STRENGTHS.

THE BRITS ARE WORLD STAGE PLAYERS BECAUSE THEIR MUSIC IS EMOTIVE, GENTLE AND THOUGHTFUL. IT IS NOT INTIMIDATING TO ENJOY A COLDPLAY SHOW AND THE BAND CALLS OUT TO OUR BETTER ANGELS. THE CONCERTS ARE COLORFUL, FULL OF CONFETTI, BALLOONS AND YELLOW BALLS. AS U2 IS A FEAST FOR THE SOUL; COLDPLAY CAPTURES OUR HEART.

THUS, IT SHALL BE ORDAINED: THE WAR BETWEEN THE BANDS AS TO WHO IS THE BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD IS OVER. THEY BOTH ARE! THE HUMBLENESS AND TALENTS OF U2 & BONO AT THE JOSHUA TREE SAN DIEGO SHOW PAVED THE WAY FOR A TRUCE TO BE CALLED IN THIS BATTLE OF THE BANDS.

 

THE CHURCH OF CHRIS MARTIN NOW AWAITS THE VISIT OF COLDPLAY TO THE SAME STAGE THAT U2 HATH RECENTLY TRED UPON. THIS ENNOBLING EXPERIENCE WILL AVAIL ALL IN THRALL TO COLDPLAY OF A CONSECRATED ANNOINTING & A REDEMPTIVE MUSICAL EXPERIENCE LIKE NO OTHER.

IT IS COMMANDED: BOTH BANDS ARE EQUALLY THE BIGGEST BANDS IN THE WORLD. may the glory of U2 & the goodness of Coldplay shine upon you & yours. AMEN.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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