HALLELUJAH–BROTHEROB HAS BEEN RESURRECTED!

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Hallelujah! And Glory to Chris!

Out of the ashes, a phoenix has arisen! BROTHEROB,one of the most devout & beloved members of the first incarnation of The Church of Chris Martin has sent me an utterance! This is what Brotherob wrote:

“It’s Brotherob and I am so glad the church has risen again like the phoenix of ancient Egypt or whenever that was. I did google the church some time ago and got Go Daddy. The same server that hosts a website for child predators, only the church url was for sale?

Anyway, I tried to register but never got an email back so I feel real hurt. Really.

I have a great story about their last show here but will share that at a later date. I really want to see Katy Perry live. Preferably at my lace for the night! What an amazing talent she is.
I’ll be back! Viva!”

As you can see, our dear Brotherob wanted to register with Go Daddy, which is a server for pedophiles and debased predators of coldplaying.com. Perhaps, with his righteous hands besmirched, Rob took a Chastity Leave of Absence from his churchly duties in order to self-flagellate and rid his earthly body of the Satanistic impulse of internet fraternalization with coldplaying.com.

But as if a miracle of Chris, our greatly admired Rob arose, as if a great spiritual rebirth! A resurrection of sorts. The songs and music of Coldplay called out–like a siren–to this great man of Drobbington–to come forth–and minister once again to the great unwashed of the world–the coldplaying scum, vermin, harlots, wanking fools and debased vultures and jackals that prowl our besmirched world!

WELCOME BACK BROTHEROB! The Church prayed unceasingly for your soul! Tantalized by the toothless whores that troll the drug-plagued back alleys and bear trails of Vancouver B.C., was but a brief stirring of lust and sensual pleasure for this great man of Chris. Also, I have had a spiritual revelation that with Coldplay off tour and not making any new music, Rob fell into deep despair and cried out for mercy. Brotherob has now heard that Coldplay will be offering a new song to the Hunger Games II soundtrack. That fact brought life to the quivering shambles of a man that Rob had become without the spiritual succor of Coldplay !

The Church will offer a HOLY CELEBRATORY CELEBRATION to welcome Rob back to his cloister of Chris. We will spare no expense to feat the dearest son of our spiritual Father Drobbingdon. Bribes have already been paid to local authorities to “overlook” the extreme debauchery that most certainly will occur as the pristine Virgins of Chris and the great men of admiration in Coldplay seek to welcome back to his Throne of Beneficence, our most spectacular Jesuit of Rebirth who was once dead, but has now been resurrected in the Glory of Coldplay! Hallelujah! spiritual-rebirth

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6 thoughts on “HALLELUJAH–BROTHEROB HAS BEEN RESURRECTED!

  1. Yes Iameback and will attempt dutifully with a light heart to make a promise to myself to remember to keep up with things at the Church. Anyway, this Samsung unit I mentioned on the other page is unimaginably beautiful at translating digital music back into analog or what ever it does, it’s the tubes that do it. I saw the Doors live when I was four years old and this unit sounds just like “being there”.

    And then there is the state of the world but that is a much too terrifying subject for BrotheRob to contemplate on this such a tranquil and paradisaical evening here somewhere off a bear trail on a planet we call wounded . We can discuss that another night. If that night ever comes. This Paradise, this world we call home, in it we have become lost… unabable anymore to distinguish between what is twinkle and what is the light – unable to see the line between what is wrong and what is right, and for this I fear the human race will soon hit an environmental brick wall. We have already surpassed parts beer billion in the atmosphere ever recorded in the entire history of this planet. Do you ever feel like somethings missing…

    I do. I pray every night to the Great Spirit of everything for a grand armada of spaceships from another place and time to come here and straighten out the human race. No more Hitlers, no more screams, only love and permanent dreams. They will come from the land beyond the light of the seventh harmonic.

    It’s a dark night brewing out there
    and it’s there I fear to tread
    upon the living memories
    of the now living dead

    • Dearest BrotheRob, your comments are always welcome and so unusually pithy & meaningful since your resurrection. I do believe the time you spent away from the Cloister of Chris has been beneficial for you spiritual development. I am so glad you went ice skating and had some fun up in the Great White Northwest of B.C. Dearest Rob, would you mind if the Church paid homage to your great return & held a Church Dance where we could celebrate your turning up again on the Shores of Coldplay adoration? The monies raised by the dancing of the Church of Chris (COC) ladies would, of course, be donated to a charity of your desire, although a certain amount (95%) would be needed to add to the Church Coffers for “outreach ministries, devotional pilgrimages and such.” The naked ladies dancing around the stripper pole would add a creative touch to the festivities of honoring your greatness and their dancing on your behalf is sure to bring in plenty of lucre for the “honoring” of both yourself and various Church endeavors. Praise Chris in his Glory & Hallelujah to the Blessing of the Virgins in Rob Driscoll for evermore! Viva to you! (sorry if this was sent twice to you but my laptop is acting up.)

      > Date: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 03:41:35 +0000 > To: chicks.dig.coldplay@hotmail.com >

  2. It is a great day when the second incarnation of the Great Church of Chris has one of its’ most noble & notable figures commenting on Churchly issues once again. Shout Glory! Praise Coldplay! Get on your knees (no, not for that) and show your humble repose for the Beloved Son of Drobbingdon has seen fit to arise in a flurry of benevolence and denounce the wankers at coldplaying.com & shine a serene holy light on the Chapel of Chris Adoration in Supreme Majesty. The whores of Vancouver and the flighty females who walk the bear trails of Vancouver without a bell on: take note. The Great Brother Rob has arisen! Hallelujah!

    • And so Brother-ob has indeed been resurrected by the power within us all. I went ice skating today for the first time since the crucifixion. And after I got home realized that when I stopped skating because we moved to the west coast and I landed in a boarding school, for all intents and purposes… my life actually stopped… when I stopped skating. I guess back then skating and hockey were my refuge, like music is to me now. And so now I can skate frequently and re-start my life!

      Is it possible that his planet we call home is actually some kind of conscious living being? And if that is true, then are we an expression of that power? I am very worried about the fact that the balance of nature is now gone. Look at all the strange things happening around the planet. Like water, water everywhere? Canada’s carbon Pharaohs had their oil control central flooded in Calgary. How ironic? Apparently ninety percent of senators and congress persons don’t believe that man made climate change is happening. And little children are going to inherit this world.

      If this world really is Paradise, or at least a very good illusion of that place, then what are we doing here as a race of beings? When the world starts to act as one race of beings, then maybe some things will change.

      What will happen in this world when ten billion people are “competing” to survive, all happening within the framework of a pan global economic system where the politics of divisiveness are the rule rather than the exception.

      What is unfolding in this world is like an alternate ending to the Keano Reeves remake of “The Day the Earth Stood Still”. Where Nature destroys us and not some alien spacebot.

      And that is my happy message for today boys and girls. Be Happy!

      Or as Chris might say…

      There’s a cold wind blowing
      down the corner of my street
      da da da, da da, da daaaa

      • Dearest BrotheRob, your comments are always welcome and so unusually pithy & meaningful since your resurrection. I do believe the time you spent away from the Cloister of Chris has been beneficial for you spiritual development. I am so glad you went ice skating and had some fun up in the Great White Northwest of B.C. Dearest Rob, would you mind if the Church paid homage to your great return & held a Church Dance where we could celebrate your turning up again on the Shores of Coldplay adoration? The monies raised by the dancing of the Church of Chris (COC) ladies would, of course, be donated to a charity of your desire, although a certain amount (95%) would be needed to add to the Church Coffers for “outreach ministries, devotional pilgrimages and such.” The naked ladies dancing around the stripper pole would add a creative touch to the festivities of honoring your greatness and their dancing on your behalf is sure to bring in plenty of lucre for the “honoring” of both yourself and various Church endeavors. Praise Chris in his Glory & Hallelujah to the Blessing of the Virgins in Rob Driscoll for evermore! Viva to you!

        > Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 03:37:33 +0000 > To: chicks.dig.coldplay@hotmail.com >

  3. I have to agree with that of course. And as BrothaRob listens to Katy Perry and writes this I wonder where is this world going rapidly? Down the cosmic toilet perhaps? Flushed away like that by a pernicious and capricious God? Maybe? I hope not.

    The News just keeps getting more and more strange every day. I used to read the paper every day but only buy the weekend edition now as that is enough scaries to kill a Halloween pumpkin three times over. Mankind is like a Halloween zombie headed for a cliff and who is completely unaware of that.

    In another life I would be your girl… the one that got away…….

    And so life is cruel? I challenge anyone to tell me that this life is not the impossible challenge … the one that got away. And so this here and now is another life and so it must go on and on and on forever and ever more. I believe that in my heart.

    I believe that in another life I will be one with Katy Perry. I believe that one day in Paradise Katy Perry will do my laundry and we will be happy together forever in Paradise.

    Is Paradise only as far away as the end of your nose? Think about it… if the Great Spirit made everything and more,. then you are a part of that all and that part is inside all of you…

    Or, as Brother Chris might say… When I was a young boy, I tried to listen… and I want to feel like that, little white shadows blink and glisten, part of a system I am. Do you ever feel like somethings missing? you can never understand? little white shadows sparkle and glisten, part of a system “a plan”… And so I can only conclude that Brother Chris must be permanently immersed in Divine Melodic consciousness and so a true guide in this world and others to come. And I hope in that t world to come that myself and Katy Perry are in a “permanganate state”. Any state will do, even Caulifornia… just as long as we are “together” in a Permanent State.

    BrotherRob must now retire to universe tonelab and will temporarily be out of service.

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