A GRACIOUS GOODBYE to our Vatican City Holy See, as he RESIGNS the Papacy!
HEAVENLY FATHER: have mercy on Your servant Pope Benedict, our Supreme Pontiff and true spiritual friend of The Church of Chris Martin. We implore You, according to Your loving kindness, in the way of eternal salvation, that with Your help. our Pope may enjoy a bountiful retirement. Please, shelter our Holy Father, the Pope under the protection of Your Sacred Heart. Be his light, his strength and his consolation, as he has offered succor and guidance to this most Holy Virtual Chapel of Coldplay Adoration.
May the Marion-worshipers cleave together in praise of the great job Pope Benedict has done broaching peace treaties between The Church of Chris Martin and coldplaying.com. As a faithful shepherd, mercifully look upon Your servant, Pope Benedict, whom You have chosen as the chief Shepherd to preside over Your Catholic Church. Both by word and example, he has shown great wisdom and compassion over those of whom he has charge.
The Church of Chris Martin will be forever grateful for the blessings bestowed upon us by this most gracious Pope. Heavenly Hosts: Grant The Precious Church of Chris Martin eternal protections from the scourge of the heretics at coldplaying.com. Allow the glory of Chris to shine forth on a filthy, perverse world full of sin. May the friendship of Benedict prove that this Chapel of Chris has been granted the sacred imprinteur of a fruitful and sacramental anointing that seeks to share the goodness of Chris in a despicable, craven planet in desperate need of saving.
Thank you to our Holy See and May The Church of Chris Martin put forward our Beloved Chris Martin as a candidate for the next Catholic Pope. (Never mind that he is an Anglican from The Church of England.) Amen. Hallelujah!