AULD LANG SYNE REMIX / THE CHURCH of CHRIS MARTIN

happy new year chris

Should old acquaintances be forgotten,
And never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintances be forgotten,
And days of long ago? NO!

For Coldplay will never grow old, my dear
For old long ago,
We will take a cup of kindness and praise our Chris;
For old long ago.

The Church cherishes the delights of the Coldplay band;
And pulled up the daisies fine,
But we have tired of the debauchery of coldplaying.com;
those wankers are brainless and guzzle the cheap wine.

We, the Church have paddled in the stream of Chris;
From this day Until Kingdom Come.
But seas between us broad have roared
Especially when the boys take to the road and tour some.

And there is a band, my trusty friend,
Who gives us the finest music in the land.
And we will take several goodwill draughts of the finest ale;
while coldplaying.com hides in mommy’s basement and does nasty things with their dirty hand.

And surely Chris will pay for your pint,
And surely he will pay for mine!
Because our Beloved Balladeer is filthy rich;
Yet we know his soul is pure and his songs offer us subliminal signs.

HAPPY NEW YEAR to those in CHRIS!
For old long ago!

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