CHRIS & JAY Z…sitting in a tree;
writing songs and lyrics without Gwynneth & Bee.
Now the boys are getting together to ring in the New Year doing a show.
Hope the wives will be around to keep an eye on “things,” but what do I know?
Word on the street is that Chris got a yen for jungle bunnies;
and now it looks like Chris got a thing for some rapper honey.
I guess years of being hitched to the GOOP lady has taken it’s toll;
Let us here at The Church of Chris Martin now pray for Chris Martin’s soul!