ANGEL GARDEN STATUE the LATEST PRIZED ART WORK at The Church of Chris Martin

Jophiel is known as the angel of beauty. She helps people learn how to think beautiful thoughts that can help them develop beautiful souls. People sometimes ask for her angelic assistance to help discern more about the beauty of God’s holiness, see themselves as God sees them and recognize how valuable they are, seek creative inspiration, overcome the ugliness of addictions and unhealthy thought patterns and discover more of God’s joy in their lives. She is the perfect Angel for the Church of Chris Martin. Many see this statue and think we are honoring Mother Gwyneth and lovely young Apple Martin here. Well, if that would please Chris, then perhaps we can make that happen but for now, we uphold the glory of Jophiel and add her officially as the Heavenly Patron Angel of the Church of Chris Martin.

In art, Jophiel is often depicted holding a light, which represents her work illuminating people’s souls with beautiful thoughts. Her energy color is OF COURSE, YELLOW!

The Judaism sect known as Kabbalah, says that Jophiel is a great leader in heaven who directs 53 legions of angels and that she is one of two archangels who assists archangel Michael battle evil in the spiritual realm. Jewish tradition says that Jophiel was the angel who guarded the Tree of Knowledge and cast Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden when they sinned in the Torah and the Bible, and now guards the Tree of Life with a flaming sword. We might ask Jophiel to go stick a flaming sword into coldplaying.com for criticizing our righteous Chris Martin gold-plated statue.
Why does the Church of Chris Martin now exalt this angelic being?

Jophiel serves as the patron angel of artists and intellectuals because of her work bringing beautiful thoughts to people. She is also considered the patron angel of people hoping to discover more joy and laughter to lighten up their lives. Our Chris Martin has got plenty of humor but we ask that our lovely angel please inspire the next Coldplay album to new heights of artistry and Billboard #1 sales. This is not to be crassly greedy but to spread the joy of Chris to a sinful, fornicating, wretched fallen world full of loathsome creatures that need to be touched with the cleansing greatness of Coldplay.

Our Angel Statue now resides in the Chapel of Chris Meditation Garden. We will only allow YELLOW candles, YELLOW incense and all ladies must cover their heads with YELLOW scarves to show respect to Angelic Jophiel. May the goodness & power of YELLOW cover all who dwell in this Martin Monastery with an anointed holiness and spiritual succor. Viva!

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