Chris, as you make your way thru Hollywood;
The Church would like to offer some advice, if we could?
Your “Princess of China” is no royal indeed;
Did you see that tabloid shot of her in Hawaii smoking weed?
It’s fun to collaborate with others and Rihanna does add some spice;
But her reputation is nasty ghetto & yours is too nice.
If you want to sex up Coldplay by having her sing along;
I guess The Church of Chris Martin cannot begrudge you one song.
Just take our advice, Dear Brit warbler and please beware;
We issue this warning to you because we care!