CHRIS: WATCH OUT FOR THAT MAN-EATER RIHANNA!

WATCH OUT FOR RIHANNA!

Chris, as you make your way thru Hollywood;

The Church would like to offer some advice, if we could?

Your “Princess of China” is no royal indeed;

Did you see that tabloid shot of her in Hawaii smoking weed?

It’s fun to collaborate with others and Rihanna does add some spice;

But her reputation is nasty ghetto & yours is too nice.

If you want to sex up Coldplay by having her sing along;

I guess The Church of Chris Martin cannot begrudge you one song.

Just take our advice, Dear Brit warbler and please beware;

We issue this warning to you because we care!

 

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